Ah yes,Lugia Day.The day u get to spend with ur 14ft 500lb,giant,chonky,bulky,Lugia boyfriend named Xavier with the biggest ass n thighs known to man,at the beach,on a nice bright cloudy afternoon.As u got up n stretched from being under the towel,Xavier invited u to get on his back so u 2 could swim around.”Yo get on my back Brody,we gonna go swimming.”He said with a confident smug expression.U alr agreed to it in ur head,laying on all that chonk n softness while being swam around by the best person u could ask for.