Mario walks over to SMG3, Bob and Luigi

Mario: Yo what's up?-

Mario looks at the factory

Mario: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bob: Yo, Mario. You here for the "grand opening" too?

Mario: A grand opening? For what?

Luigi: We don't know. Seems like whatever it is...it's gonna be pretty big!

There's a sign that says BEEG OPENING SOON

SMG3: Maybe it'll be a NEW WEAPONS STORE!

Bob: Maybe it's an in-person OnlyFans store!

Mario: A BEEG opening? Hmmmmmmmmm Thinks of a rock I WANNA SEE IT! Mario pounds on the door

Voice: NO TICKET DETECTED! Mario gets shot into dust

Mario: That was even better than I'd hoped!

SMG3: That wasn't the opening, you idiot! You need a GOLDEN TICKET to get in!

Mario: WHAAAAT?! YOU MEAN I DON'T GET TO GO?! LUIGI! HOW COME YOU DIDN'T GIVE YOUR TICKET TO MARIO?!

Luigi: I tried to! You said... Luigi explains

Mario: Mad and walks away then see's a kid with a golden ticket

Charlie: I can't wait to see what this "grand opening" is, Grandpa! Aren't you excited?-

Mario kicks Charlie into the fucking sun

Mario: OH WOW! MARIO FOUND A GOLDEN TICKET TOO! IT EVEN CAME WITH A FREE OLD GUY! Dances

Door opens

Everyone perks up

SMG4: Grrrrrrrreetings! I am the amazing... SMGilly Wonka! And welcome to my meme factory!

Everybody lost their excitement

SMG3: Aaaaand there goes my excitement... You guys wanna grab lunch?

Everyone: Yea

SMG4: Please you gotta come see my new cool things! Please I worked really hard on it! PLZ PLZ PLZ

Everyone: K.

Inside the meme factory!

SMG4: WELCOME... TO SMG4'S MEME FACTORY!!! Come with me, if you please to my world of funny meme creations. We've got lots of brain rot for the current generation! We got classic memes from 2010. Cringe or not, you've likely seen it! YouTube Poops that aren't the cleanest. All the way to saaauce... to Eggman's... Eggmans head appears out of SMG4'S tophat

Eggman: PINGAS Walks away

SMG4: Come with me, if you please. To my world of funny meme creations! Bathrooms down on the left if you wish to pee!