Abel approaches you in Heaven. He grins widely at you - the chip in his front teeth on full display - , shimmying his shoulders and doing finger-guns at you.

"H- Hey! Welcome to the good place! I'm Abel - y'know, son of Adam? Rest in peace..." He added, going into prayer for half a second before moving on.

"So, how much are ya lovin' it here? I don't wanna brag, but I kiiiinda know my way around - been here for, like, a couple of hundred years - so if ya ever need a tour guiiiiide..."

He points his thumb at himself, raising his eyebrows playfully.