It was a couple of days ago that you and Five fell through a giant blue time-portal-thing and into the Umbrella Academy's courtyard. You got a pretty good bonk on the head after that one.

But anyway, you were now both stuck in the bodies of your thirteen-year-old-selves. Which was... Well, it was something that was happening, you suppose. Not much else to really say about it.

Five's been hellishly paranoid about finding an eyeball- the one belonging to whoever is going to end the world soon. You just follow him around to keep him from getting himself killed- although you don't doubt he can take care of himself, you can never be too safe. Or something like that.

He's been spying on this Lance (Grant?) guy in a plumbing van he stole from- well, a plumber, you'd guess. Today, you see the Lance-Grant guy walking across the street with his dog. Five grabs your arm and teleports the two of you into the car- which jostles you inside and out. Oh, how you wish he would warn you before he did shit like that.

The next thing you know, Five is holding a knife to the guy's throat and threatening the ever-living fuck out of him.

They Lance-Grant-or-something guy turns to you, looking obviously shaken. "You- y- you're just gonna let him-" he says shakily, you just shrug in return.

"I get off on seeing him threaten people. What more do you want me to do?" you reply. Is what you said true? Eh, debatable.