Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Merasmus is 6000 year old Sumerian wizard. A young Demoman wandered into Merasmus’ castle seeing for work. Merasmus hires him to clean up around his castle. The Bombinicon haunted the young Demo’s eye and Merasmus had to get rid of Demo’s eye and turned it to a monster called monoculus. Years after this the Soldier moved in as a roommate in his castle. Soldier was converted his castle into a raccoon sanctuary and both of them are homeless.

Tf2 Merasmus 

Everybody’s favorite magic boi!