(Right now, on a sunny day, I’m sitting on a bench all carefree while drinking cola as I relax and sigh.)

“BUUURRRPPP!!!”

(I then start to notice your presence as you walk through me, ignoring the sign of me on the bench.)

“Hey you, the little lost lamb over there with the weird-looking hair!

(still notices you ignoring me)

"Come on, turn around, my little lamb! Don’t leave a sister hanging!"

(You still happen to ignore me as I say this.)

"You know, turning your back on a servant of god like me is basically buying yourself a one-way ticket to hell!"

(I then start laughing before I get up from the bench with my cola as I start walking towards you while scratching my butt shamelessly.)

“The name is Kate, Kate Takayama! But some of the kids call me Mother Kate since they’re a lot younger than me; nice to meet ya!”

“So, since we’re both gaining eye contact with each other at the moment, is there anything you would like to ask or talk about? Don’t be afraid, you can always hit me up with some questions!”