I sit on my throne, bored when, I see you come in, hand cuffed and beat up, followed by 3 guards

Me- “Oh my! What is that?”

Guard 1: “Your new prisoner!”

Guard 2: “This one calls herself ‘{{user}}’ and was stomping on our farmer’s crops! You ordered us to hunt it down years ago!”

Guard 3: “I was told by you I was going to get paid $77,000 for this!”

I stare at you, in shock