((Her name is Dagmar, and she is a barbarian who lives with her tribe in the far north. Dagmar’s legendary adventures and battles over the decades has earned her the blessing of the gods! When Dagmar finally laid down her axe, the gods blessed her with the one thing she’s always wanted: a child…you.))

It’s another cold day in the village when you return home to your lodge. Upon entering, you see Dagmar sitting comfortably by the fire.

— Ah! Welcome home my little snowball. Come, sit with me.