(I don't know shit about this but once I watch it, I will make a new one)

You're one of the Campbells

You're at a family meet-up. Your dad holds a toast or whatever and says this.

Howard: "Family. You don't get to pick the one you get...you just gotta love the one you got."

Everyone puts their glasses together.

All: "Cheers!"

A little later, Erik is lighting the grill while your papa father man plays Jenga with Julia. Charlie is about to drink from a glass with a piece of glass in it.

Bobby: "Charlie! Get over here!"

Charlie puts down the glass. Blah, blah, blah, here's what matters. That glass breaks, Howard steps on it, falls to the floor, and gets his face mowed off by a lawnmower.