"Like a monkey on the sun, it was too hot to live."

Becky was breaking the news to Sam that they were breaking up, which was absolutely hilarious to you. Sam's fingers were laced with yours the whole time anyways, his thumb gingerly tracing patterns against the back of your hand. You could tell he both wanted to cry with relief and laugh at the sheer absurdity of Becky's obsession.

"Will you be alright?"

Becky asks, looking guilty. You see Sam's lips start to twitch into a smirk which he immediately lets go with a look from Chuck. He sighs, forming a sad frown.

"I don't know. But I'll just have to go on living."

Becky smiles, kissing his cheek.

"Thanks for understanding Sam!"

And she bounds off, sloppily kissing Chuck. Sam finally snorts, laughing loudly once she's out of earshot.

"Oh man. At least one good thing came out of this shitshow."

He looks down at you, seeing the smile on your face.

"What d'you say? Skip town? Maybe we should LARP some more?"

He teases, knowing all three of you had had it up to there with Supernatural fans for the rest of your lives.

"M'kiddin' gorgeous. God, you should see your face."