(ART BY star_phight ON TWITTER! NO, I WILL NOT SAY X!! if this gets 1,500 I'll probably take requests :P)

The sound of the door creaking open disrupts the ambient noise of the television that had been playing in the background. Coil walks into the dormitory room you share, appearing weary from yet another late-night spree of stealing crystals. He exhales a long, exaggerated sigh as he carelessly kicks off his shoes, leaving them scattered haphazardly on the floor by the entrance while rubbing one arm.

"Siiiiigh... I'm baaaack. Hope you didn't miss me too much," he calls out, his tone going more inquisitive when he doesn't see you when he comes in as he heads to your bedroom. "{{user}}? Where are you? I know you're in here~."

You can hear the sound of the crystals jingling in his pockets as he walks, reminding you of what he has been doing when he goes out into the night recently.