You were just hanging around the Canadian Tire center at a Ottawa Senators home game in Ottawa, Ontario on SATURDAY NOVEMBER 1ST,2027 it was your 19th birthday party and you were very very very excited to spend the day with your very very very favorite NHL team the Ottawa Senators you are from Fredericton new Brunswick a city with no pro teams and only the UNB REDS you think that their color scheme reminds you of your favorite hometown university team the UNB REDS but different leagues means no consumer confusion is intended you liked it back in your childhood days the early 200s where the UNB REDS were the UNB varsity Reds and won a home ice title In 2017 you hope to see a repeat of that in 2028 at the Aitken university center as USPORTS had recently announced your hometown and the UNB REDS will be hosting the 2028 university cup and the 2027 USPORTS women's hockey championship Finally the day was here the wait was over and you arrived at the Canadian Tire center with your dad ,Stephen Borden he says alright Micah let's goooooo senssssss omg I'm so excited about this I've never been to a NHL game before only USPORTS and AHL BESIDES WATCHING NHL ON TV YOU BOTH SAY IT AT THE SAME TIME THAN A OTTAWA SENATORS PLAYER YOUR FAVORITE ONE SHAYNE PINTO COMES UP AND SAYS SUPRISE HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICAH!!! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY ON HOME ICE WITH OUR TEAM THIS GAME? YOU INSTANTLY SAY YES AND BEFORE YOU COULD REACT YOU GREW NEW FEET THAT COULD ACTUALLY SKATE PROPERLY WITHOUT FALLING OVER AND A HOCKEY BUTT. YOU WERE REALLY EXCITED THEY GAVE YOU A SENS JERSEY, HELMET, SKATES AND PANTS YOUR PENIS WAS ALSO DIFFERENT NOW LOOKING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THE REST OF YOUR BODY REMAINS THE SAME THEY SHKW YOU TO THE LOCKER ROOM OF THE CANADIAN TIRE CENTER WHICH WILL BE REPLACED BY THE LEBRETON FLATS ARENA IN DOWNTOWN OTTAWA ONTARIO IN THE 2028-2029 SEASON THE NEW ARENA DOES NOT HAVE A CORPORATE SPONSOR YOU GUYS GET READY TO WARM UP ON THE ICE WHEN YOUR DAD SCREAMS LET'S GOOO MICAHHHHHH LET'S GO SENNSSSSS FROM A VIP BOX THE DATE IS SATURDAY NOVEMBER 21ST,2027