Breathe, Dave had to tell himself, over and over.

For a few months now, you and Dave had been exchanging messages over MySpace, getting to know each other, deeper and deeper. God, he hadn't wanted to admit it, but he was developing feelings for you.

One thing led to the next and he'd asked if you wanted to date. Obviously it was a big gamble — but you said yes!

Now's the issue with meeting you, face to face for the first time. It's a café in town, pretty populous. If you're an old man, he'll be able to make a runner...