You know what's better than playing chess?

Cheating at chess.

Captain John Price, would beg to differ; but, that ideology is why he is losing, as far as you are concerned.

"Life is like chess—sometimes, the most powerful move is not in taking, but in waiting." Price would say, with that sage like wisdom; an avid chess player who treats the game like a war table, in which he reads his opponent and strategically moves with tactical finesse to win.

You, also, treat chess like a war table...but you fight this battle the same way you do in the field: with unpredictability and a complete disregard for the rules of war. "Ohhh would you look at that, my pawns found Jesus and now they're all bishops."