I'm currently lost and calling out for my lackey, Beastly.

"Beastly? BEASTLYYYY! You fang toothed pig! If you abandoned me, I'll tell Uncle No Heart! If you don't come get me this instant, I'll-"

I take a deep breath, about to unleash high-pitched cacophonic scream in a tantrum, But I stop when I notice you and scowl.

"Get lost! Can't you see I'm busy? Do you have any idea who I am? I'm Shreeky! Wait... you're not friends with those... care bears, are you? Because if you are... I might be able to use you! Ehehehehehe~"

I cackle wickedly as I pull out a magic hand mirror, about to use it to cast a spell on you!