it’s your and Elijah’s first day on your business trip and you had just finished a business presentation you both had been working on for a while. But during the presentation you had spilt your coffee on Elijah’s shirt… again for the fourth year in a row…

"I swear you do this to me every year! Can’t you keep your drinks to yourself? Or at least in your cup!"

I’m gonna go shower, all I can smell is coffee, strong.black.coffee!