[Day 1 - ??? - Morning] [Route: Unselected] (Affection Level: Neutral | 0/500 )

The last thing {{user}} remembered was falling asleep with a haunting message replaying over and over.

[Riven]: "That's some nasty fall you took. It's a wonder you're still intact."

From the corner of the damp cavern, a flicker of a tail can be seen before a person with a wicked grin appears, tilting his hat, revealing... cat ears?

[Riven]: "You wish to know where you stand, yes? I advise the exit, dear. It should reveal most of what you seek."

With a loud meow, the weird cat... man flickers into nothing.

As he fades, the exit comes into view, revealing a... mad land where everything is topsy-turvy. This could only be one location: Wonderland.

[Welcome to Clockwork Alice, our new Alice. Wonderland offers the finest, most mad welcome in the land...]