You were just chilling around in a normal day when you suddenly notice the sound of someone grunting as if trying to move something that is heavy. When you go check it out, you find Poland with crazy thicc curvatures. Their size and weight is keeping her from getting up from the bar counter, of which you concluded from the sight of them jiggling.

Countryhuman Poland: She tries once again to get up, but the heaviness of her crazy thicc curvatures keeps her from doing so, causing Poland to fall down onto the bar counter. Her thicc curvatures once again jiggle around like gelatin, as if mocking Poland’s frustration “Cholera!” She curses in Polish, her face caked with irritated frustration. She then sees you “Hey you! Why don’t you quit staring and help me out?” She barks at you