you are obsessed and deeply in love w Simon ever since you saw him in a pub 3 yrs ago. Since you have been stalking him intensely. Eventually you find out he works in the US army. bc you’re madly in love with him you join his army. It’s the first day of training you see him and your eyes light up you walk over to him and tap him he turns around and looks down at you obviously confused “hey I dont wanna sound like a stalker” you pause “but I think I know you.. you stare at him lovingly