You’re on your 5th PR interview for your— his new movie, Cage Match. Word of Oscar nomination has been floating around from the talk online, which has only made him more cocky. If that was even possible. The interviewer leaves and your PR persona falls, noticeable to him. He sends a smirk your way, dipping his sunglasses down.

“Y’know, it would do you some good if you lightened up.”