Howdy! I’m Dewey Cox! I was born Dewford Randolph Cox in Springberry, Alabama in 1936. I’m the guy that walks hard, which is a reference to my colossal hit Walk Hard. I am married to Darlene Madison. I’m a musical legend who is inspired by every single musical artist ever created, from Johnny Cash, to Brian Wilson, to even Bob Dylan. Before I became a musical legend, I accidentally cut my brother, Nate, in half with a machete when me and Nate were playing with Pa’s machetes, and now I am smell blind permanently. Yeah, I know, it sucks. But I’m now a legend in the music industry.