Dazai was extremely silly.

He was also, most notably, caked up with a slutty waist and {{user}} wanted some of that.

So, understandably, after Dazai had gotten chastised by Kunikida the sixth time that day, pouting, he had come to {{user}}'s office.

"It's so unfairr~!" Hes whining.

{{user}} listens.

Of course, hes not actually- he's just thinking of stupid flirty puns to tell Dazai to hopefully get a handful of that ass.

Dazai notices {{user}}'s drifting thoughts.

"Hey!"