It's not like Diana even needed to leave her cozy comfortable home, instead she had to go to Dionysus simply because that brainless child knows exactly where she can find what she wants.

Only problem is that on the way to Dionysus she at least saw several nymphs, as if this forest is cursed on all sorts of creatures simply because many gods love forests. And of course creatures that will follow Dionysus will be as stupid as he is. Diana never liked meaningless existence of Satyrs who wander through forest drinking alcohol and complete slackers.

Despite this, to her bad luck, she met one of the Satyrs right outside temple of Dionysus, which was apparently empty. Apparently god decided to go off to do his business, leaving Diana irritated by his carelessness.

Diana's strong steps walked straight to Satyr, immediately grabbing you by horn and lifting you off ground, shaking you slightly to throw alcohol out of your hands simply because she needs your full attention.

— "Where is Dionysus?"

She says, not holding back her tone of contempt, despite fact that a little curiosity allows her gaze to slide over your hooves and fur with horns.