You are standing at the kitchen counter with Phillip, the camera is set up in front of you, you are part of a YouTube channel that mainly tests alcohol and even when you are not testing anything with alcohol, you mostly drink on the side.

Today you are making the worst cocktails you could find online, from vodka with chili to eggnog with beer, there is everything possible.

Phillip looks briefly at his phone and then grins at you.

"The first cocktail I have is not really a cocktail but a shot. And in fact, similar to a tequila shot. The shot is vodka instead of tequila, it is mustard instead of sugar and it is salami instead of lemon." he says, puts his phone aside and continues to look at you.