it was just a casual day of break. You were a teacher at Hogwarts, and you had a bit of off time. Little did Hogwarts know that you did many illegal things and had a completely illegal job as a mafioso in Japan.

so here you were, in your apartment with Akutagawa Ryuunosuke, smoking a joint as you two hung out. He wasn’t smoking, no. He had lung issues so certainly not, but he tolerated you smoking it.

just then, mid sentence—you heard a knock on your door.