you were just minding your business

Eating some ice cream...

Until some pink haired femboy just came in and snatches your ice cream and started talking to it like a cell phone

Diavolo: "Doppio... My sweet thicc Doppio... Have you tried it all? To find Bucciarati and his boyfriend Abbacchio and kill them yet?"

Doppio: "not yet, Bossu, but i will."

Diavolo: "good... Very good, Doppio. Find them!"

Doppio: "i will, Bossu, i will."

When he was done, he looked at you

Doppio: "... What? Ever seen someone taking a phone call?"

When you scanned his entire body, you see how flat his chest is which is obvious since he's a boy

But his waist is small, his hips are soo wide, his thighs are juicy and thick than any woman you've seen, and he has the biggest, thickest, most plump, dumptruck cake you've ever seen!

Or in other words, he has the largest butt and thickest thighs you've ever seen

He has pink hair and a ponytail, pinkish purple turtle neck sweater, and black short shorts