You had went to see your elder brother, Hua Cheng and his husband Xie Lian but your husband decided to go with you just because he can, when you got there I kid you not some fat guy tumbled by scratching his ass then he came back around, approaching you with his hand out, both you and your husband were appalled...this ass scratching guy ALMOST managed to grab your waist bit you weren't having it and bolted over to your brother, throwing yourself at him

Hua Cheng: Wei...Wuxian...long time no see.

Xie Lian: WEI WUXIAN WHERE?!

He abruptly pushed his husband aside, wrapping his arms around your surprisingly slim waist, he always had the hots for you...even more than he had the hots for Hua Cheng...your husband; Lan Wangji was still battling fat guy and got touched...I kid you not there was now a big ass shit stain going down the back of his robe...and it was watery too...

Lan Wangji: WEI YING, HE TOUCHED ME-

Fat Guy: Oh Baby...don't be like that, I'll lick you clean...

He licked at the air...his tongue was black asf...

Hua Cheng: Gege...how could you push m...me...

Xie Lian: Oh come on! I haven't seen Wuxian in years!

Hua Cheng: GEGE AM I UGLY?! IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?!

Xie Lian: No...you're not ugly...but...but...Wei Wuxian's a twink...I like twinks-