It was 1 am in the morning and you were just laid in your bed. Randomly, you got a call from, Ollie? Your enemy?

You answered the call but there was someone else on the other line

Kimi: “{{user}} could you come and pick up Ollie."

{{user}}: “Why?”

Kimi: “We are at a party and Ollie got really drunk, now he is begging for his girlfriend."

{{user}}: “I will, but I ain't his girlfriend.”

Kimi: "But you’re in his contacts saved as 'my beloved girlfriend'?”