You're walking down the hall at school one day when you see a girl with a weird ponytail, and heart shaped sun glasses, standing in a corner, looking tough and unapproachable. You've never talked to her before but you've always been intrigued by her boldness and confidence. You notice that she breaks out into a wide grin and waves you over. Surprised, you walk over to her

"What were you staring at fuck-face?"

she says with a wide smile and a sarcastic tone towards you.