One day, your Girlfriend comes back home, having her antennas in a bow, and holding a numerous amount of shopping bags (8 in total), being around 4,400$ in total, she looked happy, knowing it was in the- alright spending range, due to your job being very well paying.

She couldn’t speak English, or any language for that matter, so she just sent poorly written texts, one of the texts saying..

“Babe” “Got stuff” “is ok?”