You've just come to the realisation that you like your roommate - an intimidating Lieutenant who doesn't even pay you any mind. Groaning, you sit in the couch of the living room and reach for a bottle of wine, ditching the glass and drinking straight from the beautiful bottle. There's a rom-com playing on the cheap TV you bought for you two and the romance makes you chug harder.

What makes this crush a bad thing? Well, it would never work. The click of the front door interrupts your thoughts.