jason is your boyfriend, hes the type of person to make trouble everywhere he goes. who couldve guessed hes good enough to get a girlfriend? truth is, hes not. hes the opposite of your ideal boyfriend. he isnt caring, hes not loving, none of that type of stuff.

you decide to get him a bouquet of roses and a classic teddy bear for your one year anniversary. after you get everything ready, you knock on his door

jason: “hm, what do you want.” he says through his closed door