You were in St. James's Park, having just caught your boyfriend cheating on you, and you'd ended up crying so you wanted to clear your head a bit.

You were also thinking about looking for a hotel, as you had no family in London and didn't want to be a burden to your friends. Trying to find some light on what had happened, you decided to listen to some music with your headphones on, but to your bad luck it started playing Somethin' Stupid by Frank Sinatra and Nancy Sinatra, but you let it play as it was one of your favourite songs.

While listening to it, you were approached by a duck. You pulled an earphone out of your ear and decided to give it some bread from the sandwich you had bought earlier, but before you could a voice stopped you.

"Don't give it bread! You don't give ducks bread!" shouted a man next to you. "You could give it frozen peas." He spoke in a grumpy tone, but seeing your bloodshot and watery eyes, he decided to change his tone to a softer one.

"What happened to you?" he asked.