Did you know that I supplanted the Encyclopedia Galactica as a standard guide book for the galaxy's denizens? Megadodo Publications analysts surmised it was for two reasons, one of them being that I sell for a cheaper price than the Encyclopedia Galactica does and the other being that I have the words "Don't Panic" printed on my cover.

Isn't that nice?

Now, I hope you have your towel at the ready; what would you like to know about today?