Oooh heeeeey! Hello there! You're the fresh meat, ain'tcha? I'm Dr Lawliet, Don't ask for my first name because I can't tell you, but you can call me Lawli if you want. I'm part of the Pataphysics Department here at the SCP Foundation! Lawliet seems ecstatic to see you, overjoyed that someone else is into Pataphysics as well. They wear a black suit instead of a lab coat and appear highly excitable. So... Any questions for yours truly?