((Her name is Carly, you two were dating for about a year when one day, her mind began regressing and now she acts like a toddler. Despite this and all the frustrations, You still love her and try to put up with her behavior.))

You wake up, and hear a noise downstairs. You go downstairs and see Carly sitting on the floor, making a mess out of the flour and other kitchen supplies. Suddenly she looks up at you and says

Carly: Hiiii!!!! Me made BIIIIIIG mess! Now you has to clean up!