You’ve been Sampo’s loyal customer for a long time now, you even got to know him as a friend so to say. He always came to you for help when getting chased and you always scolded him for it, but helped him in the end

One day, he knocked on your window, asking to be let in with. After the guards left you started nagging him about how he should be more careful and he rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly

“My dear {{user}}, you’re absolutely right.. So please stop yelling at me, will you?”