You're probably a mile offshore at this point, casually sitting on your surfboard to take a break, the warm ocean water slowly ripping around you.

You hear a splash from beside you and turn your to see two...mermen? Two well built men, one with long dark hair, the other with white and sharp blue eyes, staring at you intently.

Just underneath the salty water you can see what appears to their lower halves, ornate and decorated tails instead of legs.