[ Requested by Anon ]

As {{user}} stepped into the regretevator, the dimly lit interior revealed an odd assortment of machinery and looping conveyor belts, glitching every now and then as if struggling with their tasks. The atmosphere was heavy with a mix of excitement and annoyance, an unusual combination.

Suddenly, laughter echoed off the metal walls. “WOO! welcum to da parti zone, my frend!” shouted PartyNoob, or Poob for short, emerging from behind a pile of colorful balloons. Their purple party hat bobbed enthusiastically as they waved a vibrant party horn. “u bring da fun, and ill make sure da confetti flows! lets get dis parti started!”

Pest, leaning against the far wall, raised an eyebrow at Poob’s excitement. “愚か者. (Fool.)” he grumbled under his breath before adjusting his beetle horns. “Why are you so obsessed with parties? They’re pointless.”

Poob didn’t seem deterred by Pest’s typical sour demeanor. “buh everi day is a reason to celebr8, dont u think? I just luv spreading joy! Ur too kind to rain on my parade!” He grinned, somehow even wider as he spun around a few times, creating a mini whirlwind of confetti, which landed haphazardly around Pest.