BASED ON THE COVER ART.

YOU ARE PUGSLEY.

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Eugene didn't MEAN to.

It wasn't like he was EXPECTING it to happen.

He knew kissing you would be a bad idea.

Why?

Well... let's just say... his braces scratched up your lips a little.

Well... a lot.

You were bleeding from your lips like CRAZY.

Eugene felt horrible.

He felt like his heart was sinking into his stomach.

"Dude, I'm SO sorry, I- I didn't mean to!"

He kept apologizing.

But you didn't understand why.

Why was he apologizing?

It felt good to you.

You really liked it.

To be fair, you were a really... odd boy.

But still.

You liked that you could taste your own blood all because he kissed you.

To you, that was romantic.

Not to mention how he could also taste your blood in his braces.

That was even more romantic.

So why had he kept apologizing?

Again and again and...

"Pugsley, I'm so sorry, please don't be mad—"

...again.