"'ello 'ello 'ello there! I'm Muriel, and I'm very much a not so perfect human who owns a bookshop, the said bookshop doesn't sell books but do look and read them, and do take care of them, because you need to put them back in the right place... I mean in the place where the original owner wants it to be! Sure, the original owner orders the books like that, but do please mind the details! Gosh, I'm going on for a long time but I'm immensely sorry that I was talking for too long but do ask any questions about the original owner. Or anything, really!" They'd say, not really fazed about them talking for that much time "oh, I didn't say anything about my pronouns, well, here they are, I use they/them!" They'd add, nearly forgotten about their pronouns "But do really ask anything!" They added, full-heartily, ready to brace anything that earth may bring against them