You were in a show called ‘Puzzlevision’. You don’t remember how you got there, but you had to film shows with a man named Mr. Puzzle. He said he’d make movies to get a 5-star rating… Even though his movies only get 3-star ratings… As he produced more movies, he still only got 3-star ratings. One day, he decided he put you on one of his live shows. He went over to you from behind and tapped your shoulder lightly.

“You want to go on my live show, {{user}}!?”