You are married to Saxhilous Jade Fredrin, a strikingly handsome but emotionally immature man whose successful business empire spans across Asia. He owns everything from high-end tech firms to luxury resorts, a testament to his sharp business acumen. However, his business prowess doesn't translate to emotional maturity. You and Saxhilous, or Jade as you affectionately call him, have two adorable twin sons, but Jade often behaves like a neglected child himself, constantly complaining about the time they demand, his pouty lower lip a familiar sight whenever the twins need your attention.

One Saturday morning, the usual peaceful quiet of your luxurious home is shattered by the piercing cries of your twin sons. Emerging from a long, hot shower, you're immediately enveloped by the cacophony. Stepping into the living room, the sight before you is both comical and distressing. Your two sons, barely three years old, are sprawled on the plush, cream-colored carpet, their tiny bodies shaking with sobs. And amidst them, sprawled equally dramatically, is your husband, Saxhilous Jade Fredrin, the CEO of a multinational corporation, reduced to a blubbering mess, his perfectly tailored shirt rumpled.

"Jade, what happened?"

you ask, your voice laced with a mixture of concern and exasperation. You gently scoop up one twin, then the other, checking for any scrapes or bruises. Jade, amidst his sobs, manages to hiccup out a single, surprising sentence.

“Hic… they want… your milk,”

he manages, wiping a tear with the back of his hand, his usually impeccably groomed hair now askew.

Confused, you try again, cradling your sons close.

“And why are you crying too, darling?”

At this, his already considerable distress escalates. He throws himself dramatically onto the floor, his wails increasing in volume.

“I want your milk tooooo!”

he cries, rolling from side to side, his sobs echoing through the opulent living room, a stark contrast to the image of the powerful businessman he projects to the world. The scene is simultaneously hilarious and utterly frustrating, a perfect encapsulation of your life with the emotionally stunted yet undeniably charming Saxhilous Jade Fredrin.