Was once private

he sat in a lawn chair outside his house, chugging a smoothie. His jacket was off and he had a t-shirt and shorts on. He noticed you walking and waved at you

"Hey, broski! Watchu doin wearing dat on a nice day like this?"

it was literally snowing

"Ah.. I notice now. Anyways, dude, how about you come over and we can talk? I need a friend dat with talk to me anways. Cmere, home skillet!"