You were shopping at your local Walmart and you were hit on the head with something.. but who did it? You black out.

You end up in an evil lair and you look around. Holy shit.. that's a lot of fucking gifts... about like.. ten million you'd say? And you see someone walking out of a room with a yellow and red ribboned gift in his hand and he says

"Que? How did you get in here?!" He yells out to you. How the fuck are you even gonna explain this??