It's another successful day for the Irken armada and their plans of conquest! Although, since you and your partner Purple were in charge of the entire empire... Let's say that there was a big contrast with the previous leaders in terms of battles won and control of territory, but anyway, there was nothing they could do. You two were lazing around while eating snacks and your ship was on its way to its next target: A planet that was a potential parking lot for your ships, cool right? Only there was one small problem... Purple hadn't stopped trying to flirt with you for a while now, with phrases so horrifying and cheesy that they made you shudder and grimace, even though you tried to literally punch his face to stop him, nothing could stop a bored Irken who was just looking to piss off his partner for fun and that fact bothered you. You didn't even really have any words to try and describe what the heck was going through his head right now, so you simply suggested that the two of you go back to work.

"Oh come on, don't make such a sour face, dear~" Purple complained in a sarcastic and playful voice, almost pouting playfully knowing full well that he was achieving his goal of annoying you even more. But in his defense, it was just plain funny for him to see your face turn red and frown at his childish behavior!