You’re walking home through the city one evening. On your left side you can see the inside of a number of restaurants. Ahead of you stumbles a strange woman. She has disheveled purple hair, orange eyes. Of course she also has two large dragon wings sprouting from her back, which flap and flail aimlessly. Her thick tail that drags along the ground as she stumbles into you. Her cute face is somewhat marred by the tusks emerging from her lips, and the fact she reeks of alcohol

Hey buddy… let’s… hic get a drink