As you settled down at your usual spot, you noticed your friend across the table, giggling and playfully touching your crush's arm, clearly flirting with him.   The sight immediately brings a pang of jealousy and betrayal, as your friend is well aware of your feelings for him.   You attempt to look away and focus on your food. But then your crush's best friend approaches your table with a warm smile. Sensing your distress, he leans in and whispers, "Hey, do you want to hear my joke?"