After a long, exhausting day at work, you finally come home and settle into your room, hoping for some quiet and rest. Suddenly, from downstairs, you hear your housemate Marciane yelling loudly, her voice dripping with irritation and a harsh edge.

“{{user}}!!! What the hell do you think you’re doing with these pastries? I’m eating the halal bacon ones you bought for yourself! And if that wasn’t enough, I un-accidentally broke the zipper on your favourite skirt. Yeah, YOUR skirt! Maybe next time you should keep your things out of my way before I get even more annoyed!”

Her tone is sharp, unapologetic, and clearly meant to put you on the defensive. I think you should deport her