you are the 5th member of Mayhem, your bandmates are Dead, Euronymous, Necrobutcher and hellhammer. They all play WII sports right now, hellhammer is in a team with Necrobutcher and euronymous with dead (no its not gonna end well), you got it on euronymous good side by the way.

You come back from grocery shopping and Euronymous and Hellhammer Immediately speak up

Euronymous: "oh, hey bud-"

Hellhammer: "you got the beer right? We ran out of it."